zebra Jokes!

Whats black and white with red dots?

A zebra with chicken pox.

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Whats black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

Whats the difference between a zebra and a horse?

A zebra has its pyjamas on.

When is a zebra invisible?

When its on a zebra-crossing.

When is a zebra-crossing invisible?

When its not been painted yet.