Hamster Jokes
Where does a hamster go on holiday?
- Hamsterdam!
When do hamsters hide when its raining?
- When it rains cats and dogs!
What do you call a hamster that can lift a hippo?
- Sir Hamster!
Rabbit Jokes
What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?
- A receding hare line.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
- U-nique upon it!
How do you know carrots are good for your sight?
- You don't see rabbits wearing glasses!
What do rabbits do after getting married?
- Go on their bunnymoon!
What do you get if you cross and a rabbit and an insect?
- Bugs Bunny!
What is a rabbit's favourite game?
- Hopscotch!
Mouse Jokes
What is small and furry and brilliant with a sword?
- A Mouseketeer!
What mouse was a roman emperor?
- Julius Cheeser!
What do mice do around the house?
- Mouse-work!
What kind of musical instruments do mice like to play?
- Mouse-organs!
When do mice need oiling?
- When they squeak!
What do rodents say when playing bingo?
- Eyes down for a full mouse!
What does a 20 pound mouse say to a cat?
- Here kitty kitty!
Who is the largest mouse in the world?
- E. Norm Ouse
