Wildlife Fun (Hippos and Giraffes)

Giraffe Jokes

When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
When there are 2 of them!

Why was the giraffe not invited to the party?
Because he was a pain in the neck!

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes!

Why was the giraffe late?
Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!

Hippo Jokes

What is a hippos favourite dessert?
Hippo-mousse!

What did the hippo say to the banana?
Nothing - bananas cannot talk!

How do you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
Try hipponotising him!

What public transport does a hippo use?
A hippopotabus!

What do you give a hippo who feels sick?
Plenty of room!

What did the weight-training hippo achieve?
Hippopotamuscles!

What do hippos make when they form a band!
Hippopotamus-ic!

What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
Hippospottymus!

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hippo!
Hippo who?
Hippo birthday to you, Hippo birthday to you!

Wildlife Cartoons

I think you have a spot on your neck my dear!
It's gonna take a while, but I'll do it!
Mmmmmm! I don't think I really want to be on here!
The 'hippo hippo shake'!

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