Giraffe Jokes
When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
When there are 2 of them!
Why was the giraffe not invited to the party?
Because he was a pain in the neck!
What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Baby giraffes!
Why was the giraffe late?
Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!
Hippo Jokes
What is a hippos favourite dessert?
Hippo-mousse!
What did the hippo say to the banana?
Nothing - bananas cannot talk!
How do you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
Try hipponotising him!
What public transport does a hippo use?
A hippopotabus!
What do you give a hippo who feels sick?
Plenty of room!
What did the weight-training hippo achieve?
Hippopotamuscles!
What do hippos make when they form a band!
Hippopotamus-ic!
What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
Hippospottymus!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hippo!
Hippo who?
Hippo birthday to you, Hippo birthday to you!
