When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
When there are 2 of them!
Why was the giraffe not invited to the party?
Because he was a pain in the neck!
What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
Why was the giraffe late?
Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!
What is a hippos favourite dessert?
What did the hippo say to the banana?
Nothing - bananas cannot talk!
How do you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
Try hipponotising him!
What public transport does a hippo use?
What do you give a hippo who feels sick?
Plenty of room!
What did the weight-training hippo achieve?
What do hippos make when they form a band!
What do you call a hippo with chicken pox?
Hippo birthday to you, Hippo birthday to you!