Marine Fun

Penguin Jokes

How do Penguins drink their cola?
- On the rocks

What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
- Starfish

Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
- They only like sole

Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
- Because they haven´t got any pockets

Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
- Because they don´t wanna fall out

What do Penguins have for lunch?
- Icebergers

What do you call a penguin in the desert?
- Lost

What do you call a penguin who slips on the ice?
- Silly

Seal Jokes

What does a seal wear on a rainy day?
- His MACKERAL!!

Why do polar bears have fur coats?
- Because the seals laughed at them when they wore thier parkas!!

whats grey and red all over?
- A seal whos been in the sun too long!!

Whats grey and has eight wheels?
- A seal on roller skates!!

Why don't seals eat penguins?
- Because they can't get the wrapper off!

Marine Cartoons

Whats wrong with fred? I think he's eaten too much fish!!!
Pleeeeeease stop treading on my toes!!
Ok Ok george! i've had enough, you win!
If i keep doing this, i'm gonna end up with a sore nose!
Juggling is much better than making your nose sore!!
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