Penguin Jokes
How do Penguins drink their cola?
- On the rocks
What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
- Starfish
Why don´t Penguins like rock music?
- They only like sole
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
- Because they haven´t got any pockets
Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?
- Because they don´t wanna fall out
What do Penguins have for lunch?
- Icebergers
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
- Lost
What do you call a penguin who slips on the ice?
- Silly
Seal Jokes
What does a seal wear on a rainy day?
- His MACKERAL!!
Why do polar bears have fur coats?
- Because the seals laughed at them when they wore thier parkas!!
whats grey and red all over?
- A seal whos been in the sun too long!!
Whats grey and has eight wheels?
- A seal on roller skates!!
Why don't seals eat penguins?
- Because they can't get the wrapper off!
