What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
- A neigh-bour!
What do you call a horse that likes to be ridden at night?
- A night-mare!
Why did the horse eat with it's mouth open?
Because it had bad stable manners!
Why did the pony gargle?
- Because it was a little hoarse!
What animal always goes to sleep with its shoes on?
- A horse, of course!
What is a horse's favourite sport?
- Stable tennis!
Where do you take sick horses?
- To a horspital!
What is the slowest horse in the world?
- A clothes-horse!
What do you give a horse with a cough?
- Cough stirrup!