Gorilla Fun

Gorilla Jokes!

Gorilla: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.

Doctor: Don't worry, you won't go bananas, but how long have you been feeling like this?

Gorilla: Since I was a puppy!!

What do Gorillas have that no other animal has?
- Baby Gorillas!

Why did the Gorilla cross the road?
- He thought the chicken was a banana!

What do you call an angry gorilla?
- Nothing, you run away quickly!

When is it bad luck to be followed by a Gorilla?
- When you're carrying a bunch of bananas!

Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?
- Because the have large fingers!

Gorilla Cartoons

Mmmmmm! Dinner!
Write 100 lines, I must not eat all the bananas!
Mmm! Don't like the look of that drop!
Information about Gorillas HERE!


 
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