Gorilla: Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Don't worry, you won't go bananas, but how long have you been feeling like this?
Gorilla: Since I was a puppy!!
What do Gorillas have that no other animal has?
- Baby Gorillas!
Why did the Gorilla cross the road?
- He thought the chicken was a banana!
What do you call an angry gorilla?
- Nothing, you run away quickly!
When is it bad luck to be followed by a Gorilla?
- When you're carrying a bunch of bananas!
Why do Gorillas have large nostrils?
- Because the have large fingers!