Why do dogs wag their tails?
- Because no one else will do it for them!
Why did the poor dog chase its tail?
- Because he was trying to make both ends meet!
Why can't Dalmations hide?
- Cos they are always spotted!
How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?
- When you step in a 'poodle'!
What do dogs increase?
- The pup-ulation!
Where does a dog park its' car?
- In a car bark!
Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
- Anywhere he wants!
What kind of dog can you eat?
- A hot dog - of course!
What's a dogs favourite flower?
- Anything in the garden!
What does a lazy dog chase?
- Parked cars!
What dog always knows the time?
- A Watch dog!
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
- His bark was worse than his bite!
Whats the difference between dogs and fleas?
- Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!