Dog Fun

Dog Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?
- Because no one else will do it for them!

Why did the poor dog chase its tail?
- Because he was trying to make both ends meet!

Why can't Dalmations hide?
- Cos they are always spotted!

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?
- When you step in a 'poodle'!

What do dogs increase?
- The pup-ulation!

Where does a dog park its' car?
- In a car bark!

Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?
- Anywhere he wants!

What kind of dog can you eat?
- A hot dog - of course!

What's a dogs favourite flower?
- Anything in the garden!

What does a lazy dog chase?
- Parked cars!

What dog always knows the time?
- A Watch dog!

What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
- His bark was worse than his bite!

Whats the difference between dogs and fleas?
- Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs!

Dog Cartoons

Them jokes are soooooo funny!
Nothing much in the news lately!
I gotcha now!
Am I gonna get fed today or what?
This all for me? Yummy!
Daft as a brush!
That Dog Boogie sure sounds good!
This is MY bone, right! And MY name is 'Dog'!

song - Dog Boogie

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