Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
- She gave birth to MITTENS!
What is a cats favourite song?
- Three Blind Mice!
What is a cats favourite colour?
Why was the cat so grumpy?
- Cos he was in a bad mewd!
Ten cats on a boat - one jumps off - how many is left?
- None, they were copy cats!
What do cats have for breakfast?
- Mice Krispies!
Where can a cat sit that you cannot sit?
- On your lap!
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
- Because it squeaked!
What side of a cat has the most fur?
- The OUT-side!
What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
- A sour-puss!