Cat Fun

Cat Jokes

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
- She gave birth to MITTENS!

What is a cats favourite song?
- Three Blind Mice!

What is a cats favourite colour?
- Purrrrrrrrple!

Why was the cat so grumpy?
- Cos he was in a bad mewd!

Ten cats on a boat - one jumps off - how many is left?
- None, they were copy cats!

What do cats have for breakfast?
- Mice Krispies!

Where can a cat sit that you cannot sit?
- On your lap!

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
- Because it squeaked!

What side of a cat has the most fur?
- The OUT-side!

What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
- A sour-puss!

Cat Cartoons

The cat that got the cream!
How convenient!
Can't get down - I'll just hang around all day!
Good exercise for my claws!
So you think your fast enough do you?!
Wonder what's on the other end of this?!
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